So Pure, So Flirtatious

Chapter 333 - Long-Term Meal Ticket





After Yang Ming took Lin Zhiyun home, he was still carrying Lin Zhiyun on his back. Xia Xue stayed in the car. Yang Ming didn’t let her get out.


“Later, don’t tell my mother how I was hurt. I’m afraid she will be worried…” Lin Zhiyun whispered.


“That isn’t the problem, but the key was you. Why did you go to that kind of place? It’s so dangerous!” Yang Ming complained, “If I couldn’t get there in time, what would you do if there was an accident?”


“I… I didn’t expect Ge Xinyao to take me to that place…” Lin Xiaoyun whispered, “I’m sorry… I made you worry…”


“What’s there to be sorry about? It’s not your fault!” Yang Ming shook his head and said, “But the next time you need to be smarter. Do you understand? I see that Ge Xinyao isn’t a kind person. Was she the one who asked you to buy that thing last time?”


” En …” Lin Zhiyun nodded. Her chin knocked on the back of Yang Ming, making him feel comfortable.


” Hmph , that woman belongs to those who need a lesson.” Yang Ming said with some disdain.


“…” Lin Zhiyun didn’t know how to answer. She could only remain silent.


“Right, if she dares to find you again, especially her two friends, if they dare to harass you, just tell me. I will kill them!” Yang Ming said coldly.


“Thank you… Yang Ming… Really…” Lin Zhiyun was touched. Suddenly, she even thought that Yang Ming seemed to be her real boyfriend, carrying her, blaming her and caring for her…


As for myself, I really enjoy this feeling. Is it that I really fell in love with him? Impossible. I can’t do that! Lin Zhiyun quickly shook her head and dismissed the idea…


Yang Ming has a girlfriend. I can’t be involved between them! Lin Zhiyun secretly warned herself.


“Why did you thank me? Aren’t you my girlfriend?” Yang Ming said with big words.


“You are taking advantage of me…” Lin Zhiyun complained to Yang Ming, but she didn’t show any dissatisfaction.


” Hehe , we will be home soon. Shouldn’t we be prepared first to prevent being exposed?” Yang Ming laughed.


“Nonsense…” Lin Zhiyun thought, I’m so close to you now. You are carrying me. How can my mother suspect us?


Sure enough, Shen Yueping didn’t doubt the relationship between them. When Yang Ming carried Lin Zhiyun back, she only asked with concern, “Yang Ming, what happened to Yun Er?”


“Aunty Shen, Zhiyun… hurt her leg during her physical education class…” Yang Ming simply found an explanation. When I was in high school, I always found excuses to ask for leave from Chen Mengyan. I could spit out all those lies easily!


When Yang Ming thought of Chen Mengyan, his heart was aching. After all, that was the true feeling of love with Chen Mengyan! The passion between them in the cinema during high school, the pure love since the start of university, how can Yang Ming forget about these…


“Are you okay, Yun Er?” Shen Yueping’s words pulled Yang Ming’s thoughts back. “Yang Ming, put Yun Er on the sofa! Yun Er, look how good Yang Ming is to you. He actually carried you back! Yang Ming, Yun Er isn’t heavy, right?”


“Not at all. It’s fine! This is what I should do!” Yang Ming said with a smile.


“Right. Yang Ming, stay here for dinner tonight. I have cooked stewed ribs with potatoes[1]!” Shen Yueping said.


“No, Aunty Shen, I have something to do!” Yang Ming said quickly.


“Then you can eat after you have done your business!” Shen Yueping said without giving him any room to object.


“Mom! What are you doing?” Lin Zhiyun was a little embarrassed.


“Be sure to come. I will make yours later!” Shen Yueping said.


“Okay! Then I will come over for a while…” Yang Ming smiled bitterly and nodded. But to be honest, Yang Ming also wanted to build a closer relationship with Lin Zhiyun’s family.


” En , a promise is a promise!” Shen Yueping said.


Yang Ming left Lin Zhiyun’s home and went to Xia Xue’s police car. Then he said, “Let’s go, Police Officer Xia. I will help your investigation at the police station!”


” Hmph , good that you know that!” Xia Xue nodded and said to the driver, “Xiao Li, drive. Go back to the police station!”


After they came to the police station, it was still the same interrogation room as last time.


“Name? Gender? Occupation?” Xia Xue asked.


“Police Officer Xia, don’t you have all this information? You asked me about it twice already, right?” Yang Ming said as he shrugged helplessly.


“Stop being talkative. Speak quickly!” Xia Xue said impatiently.


“Yang Ming, male,…” Yang Ming said his information again.


“Where did you get this motorcycle?” asked Xia Xue.


“I bought it from somebody for five hundred yuan.” Yang Ming began bullsh*tting.


“Five hundred yuan? This motorcycle is only worth five hundred yuan? Is it a stolen motorcycle?” Xia Xue glared.


“Please. How do I know what motorcycle this is? I just bought it today on the road near the school. I bought it from a yellow-haired young man!” replied Yang Ming.


“Why did you buy a vehicle?” asked Xia Xue.


“You also saw it. At that time, it was during rush hour, so the taxi drivers were returning their cars to exchange shifts!” Yang Ming shrugged and said, “I was in a rush to save my girlfriend. Therefore, I discussed with the young man riding the motorcycle and asked if he could take me. Then he said that he would sell the motorcycle for five hundred yuan. I was in a hurry. Without saying much, I bought it!”


“Is that the case?” Xia Xue listened to Yang Ming’s words and nodded. Yang Ming’s words were reasonable, and there wasn’t any flaw in it. Besides, Xia Xue didn’t regard Yang Ming as a robber. She just thought that he was suspicious for riding a motorcycle so fast.


Now that the reason was clear, there was no need to continue.


“This vehicle was definitely a stolen good. Moreover, Song Jiang City ordered the motorcycles to be banned. I will lock up this motorcycle!” Xia Xue said.


“No way! My five hundred yuan is gone now?” Yang Ming acted sadly.


“It’s good that you were not penalized!” Xia Xue said.


“Then can I go now?” asked Yang Ming.


“Yes!” Xia Xue nodded.


“…all this time for nothing?” Yang Ming said helplessly, “Couldn’t you have asked this clearly before?”


“Why? Do you still have opinions? Do you believe I will continue to ask you questions?” Xia Xue said with a glare.


“Police Officer Xia, I think it’s better to make things clear between us.” Yang Ming felt it was necessary to make things clear, otherwise, this Xia Xue would give him more trouble!


“What misunderstanding? Was the indecent assault last time also considered a misunderstanding?” Xia Xue said coldly.


“Why is it me who committed an indecent assault?” Yang Ming was dumbfounded. “It was you who kicked me first, and then I was accidentally pulled down by you and fell on you. How was that related to indecent assault?”


“I don’t care. It was you who pushed me down [2]!” Xia Xue said.


“Huh? Have sex [2]?” Yang Ming was stunned and stared at Xia Xue. Is this girl pretending or did she really not know the other meaning? Can “push down” such a word be spoken so easily?


“Do you think it isn’t?” Xia Xue asked.


“I think. This is… I guess it is…” Yang Ming was completely helpless with Xia Xue.


“Look. Now you admit that you had pushed me down [2]!” Xia Xue said proudly, ” Hmph hmph , I have already recorded what you said with a mini-recorder so that I wouldn’t be afraid if you didn’t admit it!”


“What? You recorded it?” Yang Ming was surprised to see the small tape recorder in Xia Xue’s hand that was used for collecting evidence.


” Hmph hmph , are you afraid? Yang Ming, now I have your weakness!” Xia Xue took the tape out of the recorder and shook it in front of Yang Ming.


“…” Yang Ming was completely defeated by Xia Xue. He said, “Well, what are you going to do?”


” En … Let me think about it…” Xia Xue and Yang Ming didn’t have any deep hatred. Now that Yang Ming asked her what to do, she really didn’t know how to punish Yang Ming! If I punched him, this kid would definitely complain to Captain Chen, saying that I beat him. In that way my punishment is inevitable. I can’t do such a stupid thing! Xia Xue still didn’t realize that she actually was not a match to Yang Ming at all!


“Would you like to treat me to a meal?” Xia Xue thought for a long time and finally came up with a way to let Yang Ming pay.


“Treat you a meal? OK, no problem.” Yang Ming nodded quickly. As long as you won’t consider me as a suspect next time! Treating you to a meal is simple!


“No!” When Xia Xue noticed that Yang Ming agreed so easily, she immediately felt that she had suffered a loss. She quickly said, “Two! No, three. No, five…”


“Ten meals. Is that okay?” Yang Ming looked at the insatiable Xia Xue and said snappily.


“Ten meals? No! Treat me until I’m satisfied!” Xia Xue finally said something amazing.


“F*ck? Do you think I’m your long-term meal ticket [3]?”


[1] Stewed pork ribs with potatoes https://ali.xinshipu.cn/20100305/original/1267771972250.jpg@288w_216h_99q_1e_1c.jpg


[2] 推倒, which had the literal meaning of pushing a person down, but it also meant “have sex with” in Chinese.


[3] 长期饭票 Long-term meal ticket has several layers of meanings. It can mean a good job that gives you a comfortable living, a qualified boyfriend who can support you or sugar daddy. In this case, the latter two.



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